Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Question of the Day

The question of the day is:
Why do cats not get gray hair like people do when they get old?

So instead of looking it up in google, or trying to figure it out, I wanted user opinions on what they thought. So let's use the honor system and in our own opinion, not google's, answer what we believe the answer to this is.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Long time for me too...

Well, it's been a long time here too, but I'm still around. This week has been long, hard, and sad. I know that there is much to praise God for, but sometimes the sadness tries to drown out everything else. David sent me a forward to make me smile...and it did...so I figured I'd post it here in case anyone else needs a smile...not like looking at your kids and spouse aren't more of a reason...but my kids are all in bed right now and my husband is not injured :P

Anyway, here's that forward...enjoy:

Why, Why, Why?? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money in the first place ?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you!

Thursday, January 24, 2008

A Long Time!

I know it has been a long time since I have posted. Here's the scoop, I have finished up the two classes I was taking last semester and am currently working on my last class for my AS Science, Math, and Technology degree. It's a start toward a new career! So I have been working on getting my webpage back up and running. I took it down a year ago because of cost and upkeep time. I finally decided to mess with it again since I had a couple weeks off from school over the Christmas break. After messing with a few new programs I finally got it back up and running, this time using a Content Management System. Doing the HTML for the pages took up a lot of time, and that is what I don't have currently. So this new system is working, and I am using it to store all our new pictures. Of course I have password protected the new gallery, so you will have to inquire to recieve such permissions to access it. Feel free to browse the new Content Management System. As I get more time I hope to fill the site with useless knowledge and an area to store projects that I have worked on. Have a great and blessed day,

David

Hankins Family Website